I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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