i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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