I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
