Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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