Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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