I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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