Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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