I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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