girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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