Sponge bath it is.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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