i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Someone shattered a urinal.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Randomize
