ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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