OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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