You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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