Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
