He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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