called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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