So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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