dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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