i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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