People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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