Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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