the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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