He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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