the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
