I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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