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Fuck
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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