Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
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