He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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