Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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