I wannas sexs uuuuu
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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