there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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