i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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