I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize