it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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