i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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