Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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