dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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