the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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