I want to make a zoo with you.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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