we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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