in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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