Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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