Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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