I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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