Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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