So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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