And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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