The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Randomize
