I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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