I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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