Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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