So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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